signs

"Look I'm telling you it has to be a sign!"
"It's not a sign."
"You work up the courage to ask someone out and right before you can open an IM window to type it in they go offline, it's a sign!"
"It's not a sign, okay? It's just a coincidence."
"No, this means something."
"Like what?"
"Like it's not meant to be. It's not going to happen; don't bother trying."
"God, you're so stupid."

"Fine, will you?"
"What? Will I what?"
"Go out with me."
"What are you... what?! That was me?"
"Yes, now will you?"
"No, idiot. I don't swing that way!"
"See? I told you it was a sign."