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Woman: Excuse me! Excuse me!
Waiter: Yes ma'am, is something wrong?
Woman: Yes, I ordered a veggie burger. I'm very eco-conscious, I hope you know. I care about my health!
Waiter: Is something wrong with it?
Woman: This isn't a veggie burger!
Waiter: Actually it is ma'am, [RP vegetarian patties] taste, look and smell just like the real thing!
Woman: Is that so?
Waiter: Yes ma'am, good for your health and good for the environment!
[other closing comments]