Thursday, June 11, 2009

better "today" than i could ever come up with...

Sup /d/. I'm new to 4chan. I'm John Suleiman, I live in Washington, and I have a bit of a problem. I went to my friend about this problem, and he told me to come to /d/. The problem is, my girlfriend has a penis. I'm 19 and we have been dating for two months, and I didn't notice it. She wants me to do anal, what do I do?
at 12:45 AM
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousThursday, June 11, 2009 at 9:00:00 AM EDT

    After more of the poking around that I did last night, I had a BRILLIANT IDEA™ this morning: according to the corporate right, unionizing is bad for businesses, because workers bleed their employers dry. According to the religious right, the adult entertainment industries are blights upon the moral fabric of this nation, and no measure taken to destroy them is too extreme.

    I think you see where I'm going with this...

    -M

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  2. ramdonpersonThursday, June 11, 2009 at 1:11:00 PM EDT

    uhhh the religious right all become pr0n stars and then unionize to demand high wages and bleed the adult entertainment industry dry?

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