THE FUTURE .. but when?

So for almost two decades now, American newborns have been injected with a tiny dose of Vitamin K at birth. Vitamin K helps infants not bleed to death shortly after birth - pretty much undeniably a good thing. Thankfully, unlike vaccines, no unfounded accusations (*ahem* autism) have stuck to this practice so the injections continue to this day.

Since this practice continues for the good of newborns around the country, I'm starting to wonder when there'll be mandatory planned Growth Hormone injections. Hey, free muscle mass and bone density for everyone! If applied in the correct amounts, ... well, lets just say we haven't found any bad side effects yet. After all, most of the meat we're eating contains growth hormones (albeit for a different mammal) and all our AMERICAN flour is enriched with B vitamins and Iron.

Also I was thinking, can we all get free psychostimulant (Adderall/Ritalin) shots too? If we just throw some super-focused human beings at the problem, I'm sure it'll go away.

"Never underestimate the power of a small group of committed people to change the world. In fact, it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead)

See? It's true. Call your local public health office today!

While you're on hold, remember to thank them for putting Fluoride in the water. Instead of getting cancer (or hell, even AIDS) like they feared, people that lobbied against water fluoridation now have kids with cavities. Enjoy your freedom!

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